But even when I don't look my Sunday best, I know that there are a few things you just shouldn't wear when you make a trek to Capitol Hill to visit your elected officials. Things that come to mind include:
- Sweats (pants, hoodies, the like)
- UGGS (or any footwear that involves pom-poms)
- Patterned, footless leggings
- Any skirt too short/scandalous/ugly for church or dinner at your grandma's house
- Tie-dyed anything
- Patchwork anything
- Anything made of hemp
Come ON. No matter how you slice it, wearing Crocs to the Hill - IN WINTER - is wholly (hole-y?) unacceptable. And she's not even going to try to blend in & pretend like she's wearing normal-person shoes? She's just gonna go straight to bright red?
Oh, & did I mention that it was 21 degrees & snowy out today?!?
PS: Hippie protests - Just one of the many joys of living in our nation's capital: