Notes on the Lack of a Scandal

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dear Blogosphere Folks, Real-Life Friends & Creepers Who Read But Never Comment:

I, your Suburban Sweetheart, am on a self-imposed blogging hiatus, a.k.a. I'm having a fairly boring life right now. I'll be back in a hot second as soon as something cool happens. And to be clear, "something cool" doesn't include:

  • Discovering a salad I like from California Tortilla,
  • Watching President Obama's press conference instead of "American Idol," and
  • Going to bed early,

all of which are occurring this evening.

In the meantime, feel free to catch up on notably cool things from my past (history-making, public urination, dancing cupcakes, death threats and porn stars, for example) & enjoy this photo of a Metro rider wearing what appears to be either a polar bearskin rug or a freshly sheared lhasa apsa:

Sorry for being lame, but I've been trying this new thing called "getting sleep" & it eats up a lot of my late-night blogging time.

Best wishes,
Suburban Sweetheart

PS: Just as I was ragging on Obama, he gave a supercrazyballersmackdown answer: "It took a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak. Next question." Boom.

PPS: I got "busy" cleaning my apartment & eating Girl Scout cookies & forgot to post this. That's how exciting my life is right now.


  1. I miss your blogs!! Can't wait 'til you've got something juicy to share!

  2. Obama's answer was genius. That is all.


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