But even when I don't look my Sunday best, I know that there are a few things you just shouldn't wear when you make a trek to Capitol Hill to visit your elected officials. Things that come to mind include:
- Sweats (pants, hoodies, the like)
- UGGS (or any footwear that involves pom-poms)
- Patterned, footless leggings
- Any skirt too short/scandalous/ugly for church or dinner at your grandma's house
- Tie-dyed anything
- Patchwork anything
- Anything made of hemp
Come ON. No matter how you slice it, wearing Crocs to the Hill - IN WINTER - is wholly (hole-y?) unacceptable. And she's not even going to try to blend in & pretend like she's wearing normal-person shoes? She's just gonna go straight to bright red?
Oh, & did I mention that it was 21 degrees & snowy out today?!?
PS: Hippie protests - Just one of the many joys of living in our nation's capital:
7 comments:
So that was what I saw when I came back into town! I love protest-watching. Fascinating.
Seriously- I want to visit and see DC so badly...the last time I was there was in 8th grade; the field trip...and I didn't pay any attention one bit because...I was falling for this guy and of course; my main focus was to get him to like me. Now, I guess I am old; because I would love to go back and visit the museums!
...and the hippie protesters don't understand how to walk down a hall without blocking it. Annoying when you're trying to get past their slow shuffle. At least they weren't as obnoxious as some past group of protesters.
I just started clawing at the computer screen, trying to tear them off her feet. I couldn't even help myself.
They have entire Crocs Stores! That is how these people feed their disease.
I'm so not into crocs!
UGH! CROCS! They are a crime against humanity, and the next person that says "but they're so comfortable!" is getting slapped upside the head.
Grr!
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