Monday, April 11, 2011

I Bought WHAT?

Something I do very rarely is clean out my wallet. I save receipts like technology doesn't exist, & then I never do a damn thing with them. Case in point is the receipt below, which I recently discovered lurking in the dusty corners of my wallet:

Wait, let's take a closer look. SAY WHAT?

Things I could've purchased that would've shown up on a receipt with this heading include:
  • A disco ball
  • A KC & the Sunshine Band album
  • Some sort of '80s or Beyonce-themed workout tape
Do you know which of these things I bought at the Hudson News in Penn Station? If you guessed "none of the above," you're correct. Unfortunately, I can come up with no thoughts on what I actually purchased.

But that's not all! Let's take an even closer look:

Yeah, now I'm really confused. Based on this, it seems I purchased a few old women - and what a deal I got on them! How I managed to fit them in my small, roll-on suitcase, I cannot say. But elderly ladies are usually small & hunched, right? So I bet it wasn't too tough for them. The only question is, where are they now?! I seem to have misplaced my four elderly ladies....

And just for good measure, a bonus buy:

It seems I was imbibing, too! Maybe that's why I can't remember what I bought...
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