Saturday, September 27, 2008

Proof That Motherhood's a Tough Business to Be In

In case this photo is unclear, let me explain: This is a photo snapped of a baby's stroller at CVS. You can figure out for yourself what's stored in the bottom of the stroller. And for the sake of feminism, let me note that I'm not sayin' good mamas don't imbibe -- this just struck me as particularly funny. "You need a binkie, honey? Oh, wait, shoot, that's a Yuengling. OK, I know there's one in here someplace..."

Bringing a Whole New Meaning to the Concept of "Breakfast for Dinner"

I've tried some bizarre snack food in my time -- ketchup potato chips, roasted chicken chips, the famous Rap Snacks... but this is a new all-time high. Or low, depending on your taste buds.

Let me clarify that I did NOT purchase (or, as a result, eat) these Combos, which I discovered at the 7/11 in Adam's Morgan. I mean, I like a good brunch as much as the next girl -- maybe more, in fact -- but this is a bit much, don't you think?



"Constant Vigilance" & the Importance of Grammar



Apparently the management at the Chinatown Teaism was trained at the Mad-Eye Moody School of Paranoia. While I appreciate the sentiment & the advice, I can't possibly take such a sign seriously, at least not without hearkening to Hogwarts.

And while we're at it with the crazy signage and the importance of schooling, I present you with an English lesson, courtesy of the bathroom at Georgetown's Bangkok Bistro:


And a zoom on the closing, in case you can't see it:


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