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DC: Where Good Sense Goes to Die

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Particularly heinous/noteworthy crimes against humanity include:

Allowing your son to grow a long, flowing rattail
Wearing a Hawaiian-print dress & pink slippers on a public bus
Rocking out to UB40's 1983 smash hit "Red Wine" on the Metro
Carrying dangerous weapons and/or nail grooming tools in your buttcrack

And in case you're curious, why, yes, I HAVE witnessed all four of these atrocities within the past 12 hours.

2 comments:

inhatewithlove said...: "red red wiiiiiiine. goes to my heeaaaad. makes me forget that i still need you soooo."

love it.
love you.; September 11, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Anna van Schurman said...: Re: your comment on my blog entry "stamp a stack"

If you go to the Stampin Up website, you can find a local demonstrator. You can see if someone in your area does these. Also, you might want to ask CinDC at Pencil Crossings; she's a DC stamper; September 17, 2008 at 9:08 AM

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