Wednesday, September 10, 2008

DC: Where Good Sense Goes to Die

Particularly heinous/noteworthy crimes against humanity include:

  • Allowing your son to grow a long, flowing rattail
  • Wearing a Hawaiian-print dress & pink slippers on a public bus
  • Rocking out to UB40's 1983 smash hit "Red Wine" on the Metro
  • Carrying dangerous weapons and/or nail grooming tools in your buttcrack
And in case you're curious, why, yes, I HAVE witnessed all four of these atrocities within the past 12 hours.
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