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Saturday, December 8, 2007

In big cities, where appearances are everything, so too, then, are terrible haircuts.

In the past few years, I have sported haircuts some truly heinous 'dos. I've resembled everyone from Hulk Hogan (summer '03) to Mr. Clean (spring '06) to Captain Spock (winter '06). I'm not sure which of those this current haircut bumps from the top spots, but it's basically an amalgamation of every horrible haircut I have ever, ever had, all in one.

I'm not giving you pics, but this one should say it all:

I am so f*cked.


  1. I usually fall for asian girls, but wow.

  2. Mr. Clean? You were a baldie? As much as I'm curious to see you look like Jane Jetson, I'd really like to see you hairless.

  3. This came up in the "remember when?" section on your blog. My first thought now, as it apparently was two years ago, is "You were bald???" My second is: Since that haircut is two years old, will you send me a photo?? I'm dying to see if you meant the cut or the color of Mrs. Jetson, and I can't fathom either.


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