Onions, Alcohol & Anatomy Lessons

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

This is probably not how I ought to preface a post, but what the hey: I am embarrassed by how lacking this post is in content. Still, I've been hanging on to a few funny photos stored in my (new) iPhone (4!), so I thought I'd pull a photodump & share them with you:
 
For starters, this "side of onions." And by "side of onions," I mean THIS IS A WHOLE BOWL OF ONIONS. Like, if I put the pieces back together, I suspect it'd be at least an onion & a half. And for the record, I only ate approximately four slivers.

 
I don't think you can put something like "Fuzz Buster" on your menu sans description.  In fact, my friend ordered & ate it, & we still didn't know what was on it except for some special sauce called Fuzz Sauce. That is not a descriptor.

Well, OK, Target. You're sort of on the right track. Mouthwash does have alcohol in it, after all. Still, I don't think it's the kind of thing you want to, say, serve at a dinner party. The good folks at Yellow Tail may be offended.

I want to know why the House of Blues Cleveland thought this particular piece of artwork was appropriate - in the women's restroom no less. It clearly resembles some part of the female anatomy. So of course my friend Sammi & I had to stop for a photo op.

20 comments:

  1. Today is a good day for a photo dump :)

    Did your friend feel like his fuzz was busted after eating the burger? If the place was called Fuzz's the name of the burger would make sense, but yeah. I don't understand what it is or why you would want your fuzz busted in the first place.

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  2. I also have a collection random (In my opinion, FUNNY!) photos on my iPhone that need to be published eventually. :) The side of onions? Epic! That's what i call customer service.

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  3. Mandy SmalltowngirlFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Holy crap thats a lot of onions.

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  4. Wait, what? What else is that thing supposed to be besides a vag on a tree? With what appears to be a serious case of genital warts. Highly disturbing, but I bet the fuzz sauce could take care of it.

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  5. SHUT up. Dying over the House of Blues pic!

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  6. Those are some special pictures that's for sure. Fuzz Buster. does it mean it removes the fuzz from a certain area? Or it causes the fuzz to bust out on your chest? I'm intrigued by this and would like to know the reason for it's name...

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  7. Those onions made me giggle. I have been known to ask for onions for my burger or tacos or what have you, and once in a while I've gotten something similar. Seriously? You think I need THAT MANY onions?

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  8. Followed you over here from EmmySuh's blog, and am delighted to find that you're from Ohio (my mom and dad both grew up there, and all my extended family still lives there)! I also have to give your friend mad props for actually ordering something called the Fuzz Buster. I'd be too worried it would actually have something fuzzy on it...

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  9. ha, funny about the mouthwash with the wine. i wish my target sold booze!

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  10. I wonder how Target's decide to sell booze. It's not a city thing since half of our do, and half don't. It's weird.

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  11. Until all of these comments, I don't think I realized that there are some Targets that don't sell alcohol!

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  12. That reminds me of when I was in Mexico and this bar had a painting of an artsy lady...but it looked like she was throwing up the Shocker. INAPPROPRIATE, MEXICO.

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  13. iPhone 4!! I'm jealous. I still have the iPhone 3 and it's sooo slow. Hoping I can wait it out until the new iPhone 5 comes out. I love all the pictures you take of weird/funny findings!

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  14. I'm concerned about what the "Fuzz buster" is too. Was it at least a burger of sorts?

    The mouthwash cracked me up. It's like they're trying to say "Hey, if the Yellowtail is still too expensive for you...TRY THIS".

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  15. It's a radish vagina tree. Duh. Everybody knows thaaaaat.

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  16. Fuzz Busters?!? Wow. Just wow. It doesn't help that your friend ordered one and doesn't know what was in it.

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  17. Fuzz buster = radar detector
    Fuzz buster and fuzz sauce = er, does the phrase "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!" mean anything to you? Alternatively, my theory is that if one wants to "bust" the "fuzz," one puts alcohol in the special sauce, since police officers are not supposed to consume alcohol while on duty. Then again, maybe it's heavy on the onions, so that their colleagues say, "mmmmmm...you've been eating those Fuzz Buster burgers again, haven't you?"

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  18. So much better than the perfume Scarlett O'Hara chugged when trying to cover her little tippling habit.

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