My Mom is a Witch Doctor

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Things that don't exist in cities: poison ivy. Unfortunately for my mother, who is not a city dweller, this rash-inducing weed does exist - nay, thrive - in the good old Midwest. After contracting a wicked-bad case of facial poison ivy a week & a half ago, my innovative mother decided to MacGyver up a DIY rash-reliever. Observe:



That's right. She was just carrying around a few shreds of blackened banana peel, dabbing it onto her face at stoplights & then putting it back into her purse. Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?!



PS: HAVE YOU ENTERED MY GIVEAWAY YET?!

8 comments:

  1. "I hope you wet your pants."

    Awesome.

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  2. That made me miss you both so stinkin much. I almost peed my own pants!

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  3. I wish my parents were this entertaining.

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  4. i watched this twice, laughing and laughing...

    And "Where's it being stored?" Awesome.

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  5. god i love you, and your mother. hahaha. :)

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  6. I'm still laughing just hearing you both crack up! Your mom rocks!

    FWIW, I'm totally trying that the next time I get poison ivy!

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