Dead-Serious Girl: "But I've never kicked anyone in the balls after sex."
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Woman on Platform: "The train is here."
Her Sassy Male Friend: "Wow. Your cat-like observations really astound me sometimes."
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Somewhat-Intelligent Twenty-Something: "Dude, you're not going to get lead poisoning from holding a fucking pencil."
His Less Fortunate Friend: "I'm not taking any chances, man. I'm using pens from now on."
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Befuddled Woman on Blackberry: (to me) "How do you spell cognizant?"
Me: "C-O-G-N-I-Z-A-N-T."
Woman on Blackberry: "That's what I thought, but that Z looked errant."
Woman on Platform: "The train is here."
ReplyDeleteHer Sassy Male Friend: "Wow. Your cat-like observations really astound me sometimes."
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Oh my god.
ps. I'm glad I'm your humor link on your sidebar. :)
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