Public Nudity & Spreading the Love

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Overheard today at the Q Street entrance to the Metro, spoken by a tidy if still unattractive young professional on a Blackberry: "Dude, I just had a physical in the spring, so she definitely didn't catch that from me."

I guess there's nothing like a public announcement of genital cleanliness to catch the single ladies' attention, right? Perhaps he'd be welcomed at this event, also advertised in the circle:

I don't exactly know what this means -- or, for that matter, when it's taking place -- but it sounds catchy.

No pun intended.

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