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Problematic Pasta & Successful Second Chances

Saturday, March 31, 2012

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I like food.

I bet you do, too. Maybe not as much as I do, but that's a discussion for another day. Today, I want to tell you about how much I also like writing reviews of my food experience. (I almost wrote "my food-eating experiences," but that seemed too strange, even for me, which is rare.)

In January, I decided to check out The Kitchen, a new-ish cafe down the road from my apartment. After much vacillating about what to order, I went with one of the pasta dishes: spiral pasta with roasted tomatoes, melted cheese, spinach, & prosciutto. I paid my $9 & got it to go... & it was, hands down, one of the worst dishes I've ever had in my life. Sour, vinegar-y, such that it almost tasted rancid. I ate three bites & threw all $9 of it away & went for a Lean Cuisine instead. I proceeded to write a two-star Yelp review about my experience, & that was that. I vowed, of course, never to eat that dish again.

Until...

While I was in Israel, I received an email from one of the restaurant's two chefs, who implored me to give The Kitchen another shot. Upset by my bad experience, he explained that the dish I ordered is one of their most popular, & that it's always been successful at events. "We did you wrong and we need you to have a better taste in your mouth about us," he wrote. "Excuse the pun!" He'd already almost convinced me, & that line sealed the deal. I will not excuse the pun because I really like puns. Plus, it's a rarity for a business to reach out to social media folk in such a polite, friendly manner following negative press, so despite my not-so-tasty first try at The Kitchen, I decided to give it another go. The chef kindly offered to comp me my meal whenever I made it back in, but because a paid meal makes for the most honest review, I didn't tell him I was coming.

I ordered the same thing, but this time, I got it to stay - & it was really good. Everything was fresh, the portion was huge, & the flavors went together well. This is, of course, not to discount my initial experience, because everything I said stood true at the time, but I'm pleased that I gave the dish - and the restaurant - another try. Everyone has bad days, & maybe some dishes don't translate as well into to-go containers! I even approached Mike & staff after my meal, & they were super-nice; I promptly returned home to write a second-chance review.

Food aside, it says something about a restaurant's integrity when they reach out to a lowly blogger after a less-than-perfect experience. While the end goal may simply be better reviews, the friendliness & depth of Mike's email convinced me that The Kitchen deserved one more shot, & my meal today convinced me that it deserves more shots beyond that. I'll definitely be back, & I look forward to checking out the rest of their menu.

Businesses, take note: The Kitchen's doing it right.
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ACK! Chocolate! (In Which I Channel Cathy)

Thursday, February 2, 2012

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I don't like chocolate.

I know, I know, I'm a freak. Who doesn't like chocolate?! I guess I'm lying, anyway, because I like chocolate when I'm eating it, but never in my life have I had a craving for it, which seems to be A Thing with other people. When I stand at the ice cream counter, I never think "ROCKY ROAD!" (butter pecan, please), & when I cut into a birthday cake, I'm always crossing my fingers that it's funfetti instead of the brown stuff.

All this in mind, I was skeptical when Ghirardelli contacted me to ask if I'd be interested in sampling their new milk chocolate line, Ghirardelli Gourmet Milk™ - but even I know that one should never turn down free chocolates. I'm gonna be honest with you: I had planned on taste-testing a little bit of the chocolates & then hosting a giveaway to send the rest of it, to one of you, but... Nathan & I ate it all. Six bars of chocolate over the course of two weeks. We ate it all.

I was sent two bars each of Sea Salt Escape, Coconut Rendezvous, and Creamy Devotion; the first two are self-explanatory, the third is 32% cacao milk chocolate. Keeping in mind that I'm not a huge chocolate fan, we started with the first two & avoided the last like the plague. Nathan dubbed the Sea Salt Escape (which also has almonds in it) a "Dr. Greatbar," i.e. an upgraded Mr. Goodbar. I hoarded the second Dr. Greatbar in my office in an attempt to keep it all for myself, but he tracked it down! My second-favorite was the Coconut Rendezvous, which tasted like the beach but not like sunscreen, as coconut-flavored things so often do. I even enjoyed the Creamy Devotion, though I left most of these to Nathan, as I was less enticed by straight-up chocolate than I was by delicious add-ins like sea salt & coconut.

A new study finds that chocolate-eaters may be happier than the average bear, which leads me to believe that perhaps I should be eating more of it. Then again, the same survey says people who eat lots of chocolate are marginally more likely to be employed than those who don't eat chocolate, so I'm doubting the validity of these findings. (See also: Unemployed people probably cannot afford Ghirardelli.)

Anyway. My point is that this chocolate is delicious. Unfortunately, Ghirardelli chocolate is not certified fair-trade, though their Supplier Code of Conduct states that "Ghirardelli requires all suppliers to certify their compliance with our Supplier Code of Conduct, including the provisions barring the use of forced labor, slavery or human trafficking." I feel slightly more comfortable buying from certified free-trade companies, but this is, at least, a reassurance that my new chocolate habit is not also killing kids.

I know. I always end things on such an uplifting note.


*Disclaimer: Ghirardelli provided me with free samples of their Ghirardelli Gourmet Milk™ line. I was not compensated in any other way, nor required to tell you I loved this chocolate. I just did. In other words, all views are my own.
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This is Why I'm Not a Fashion Blogger (A Review & a Photo of Me Wearing Leggings Almost as Pants)

Monday, June 6, 2011

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I read a lot of blogs. Funny blogs, food blogs, feminist blogs, other blogs that cannot be identified with an adjective beginning with the letter F. But the subject of this post can be: fashion blogs.

Yes, I subscribe to a handful of fashion blogs & find myself usually impressed/sometimes disdainful (dude, some people have bizarre taste) by others' style & their dedication to photographing themselves with regularity & posting their outfits online for the world to judge. This spring, a representative from online dress company Shabby Apple offered me the opportunity to review a dress of my choosing from the company's website, & though I'm the furthest thing from a fashion blogger, I thought it might be fun to play one for a bit.

On top of that, I dig Shabby Apple's values. The company donates 5% of its net dress sales to Unitus, which supports women's work in India by providing them with microcredit loans. Some of these women's stories are featured on Shabby Apple's website, & I found myself reading through all of them. I heartily approve of fashion with a conscience!

Then came the tough part: dressing myself. I initially chose the Kenya, a camel-colored faux wrap dress that the Shabby Apple rep assured me "looks good on every single person I've ever seen wear it." It seems I was the exception to this rule. I took photos, but they're basically NSFW with all the cleavage spilling out; you do not get to see them. Suffice it to say, I did not look nearly as ethereal as this model:

The Kenya was quickly sent back from whence it came, & I moved on to my second choice, the Da Vinci, from Shabby Apple's new Roamin' Holiday Collection.


This model must be a bazillion feet tall, because this dress came damn near my ankles. And the drop waist, designed to cover stomach baggage, made me look like I was unsuccessfully hiding a pregnancy. Perhaps these are both signs that the dress was too big - but I was too embarrassed to ask for yet another return! Instead, I asked my mom to hem the skirt & shorten it to a wearable, non-Amish length.

Except the material was stretchy & flippy, & My Mom The Master Seamstress perhapppps overestimated the size of my ass, & so my lovely, free dress instead became, um, a tunic of sorts. Definitely not a dress anymore. Definitely not a wearable length. "Try it with leggings!" my mom suggested. So I tried. And... well, that looked stupid, & I oppose the wearing of leggings as pants. But did I mention that I'm wearing it today anyway? I can't pass up free clothes, guys, even if they're of questionable taste when all tailoring is said & done. And sometimes ugly stuff is comfy stuff.

Basically, though my interactions with Shabby Apple were largely positive & both dresses were, in theory, quite nice, my experience confirmed that I would make for a terrible fashion blogger. If I had to photograph myself daily & post it for the blogging world to see, I would probably die of embarrassment & poor photography skills.


I also apparently make for a terrible fashion wearer. Clearly, I cannot dress myself. SOS, Stacey & Clinton. Please send help.

*Thank you to Shabby Apple for providing me the opportunity to review this dress. I'm really sorry I effed it up.
*Credits as follows: Dress-turned-tunic, Shabby Apple/my mom; necklace, Send the Trend; sandals, Steve Madden; leggings, Target; shame, my own
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