As Charlie Sheen Would Say, #Winning*

You may recall that 22 days ago, I posted about a magazine subscription giveaway generously sponsored by ValueMags.com. Over the course of the last three weeks, I've realized one of the key reasons why I so rarely do giveaways: I forget to end them. So now, three weeks & one day later (thanks for your patience, ValueMags.com people), I have blessed you with an awkward video of me & my ginormous feather earrings as I announce the winner.

Yeah, thanks for that stellar screenshot, Blogger. Anyway, I swear it was all on the up & up:

 

 

Expand away, friend! 

*God, that phrase is so overused. Please forgive me, readers, for I have sinned, but how could I pass up the only valid opportunity to use such a passe hashtag from a crazy man?