The Long & Winding Road

Saturday, May 7, 2011

I try to keep this blog relatively free of adult themes, because I believe humor is for everyone, not just sailors & sinners. But when my iPhone mapped directions to WalMart yesterday, I couldn't resist sharing with you the path it instructed me to take. I can't help thinking that there's a pervy Google cartographer out there who doesn't care that I just paid $4.12 a gallon to fill my tank or that the street he's leading me down is the darkest, creepiest, least-well-lit bit of road since that time I stupidly tried to take a shortcut through a graveyard at night. This guy's goal seems to be to get me to take the most phallic route possible, efficiency be damned.


It's sort of like a real-life Disney movie, where you have to keep an eye out to spot the inappropriate add-in. I found it, I found it!

15 comments:

  1. Someone at Google has been hoping and praying that this map would have the opportunity to arise.

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  2. Arise! Hahahahaha. I swear that wasn't on purpose, but I'm quite amused with myself.

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  3. Hahaha, I'm glad you pointed it out, because I was about to.

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  4. Haha, love your last line! I did a serious lawl.

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  5. I know a good mohel who could show you a shortcut :-)

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  6. I suppose they need some entertainment in their job ;)

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  7. Lol, omg I'm so surprised you noticed that because I would have not noticed at all! So funny!

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  8. Ha! This is hilarious!

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  9. Ha. Thanks for the laugh. And for sharing.

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  10. Dude, GPS in my Droid is merely a consideration, not something to take as gospel truth. It's screwed me too many times. Once I used it to navigate to an Olive Garden in PHX. I wound up in front of a trash receptacle on a vacant lot.

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  11. You dirty minded girl. Hahahaha. Dying!

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