Fine, the woman standing next to the pig gave it to me. "Vegetarian sandwich?" she asked. And even though I'd just finished telling my friend Isaac how much I dislike PETA & its guerilla vegetarianism tactics, I smiled & took the sandwich anyway, like a sucker.
It was made of white bread, lettuce & some sort of slimy, light brown lunch meat that resembled already-ingested Arby's roast beef. "What kind of meat do you think this is?" I wondered aloud, inspecting the meal with disdain.
"It's not," Isaac answered. "It's a vegetarian sandwich."
(Just because I live in a city full of smart folks doesn't mean I always make the intellectual cut.)
But the big question... did you eat the mystery meat substitute?
ReplyDeleteyes,,,,,,,,,,,inquiry minds want to know.
ReplyDeletesince it was a pig that gave it to you, it was probably "ham". most of that fake soy lunch meat is not good...the bologna is not quite so bad.
ReplyDeleteMy question is- would you eat a sandwhich that was just handed to you?
ReplyDeleteI hate sliced vegetarian.
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