
This license plate is clearly self-explanatory. Your pap smear is just a back seat away.

Aaron says I ought to feel like a bad person for taking this picture of a man wearing a floral print dress & carrying a plastic baby doll. Frankly, I did feel bad, because it was clear that the guy had some mental issues happening. That said, how could I possibly pass up a guy in a floral print dress carrying a plastic baby doll? For all you folks from my hometown, you'll understand when I say that this guy was the D.C. equivalent of a Bruce.

Annnnnd my favorite. VESPA TOURS. In case being a tourist doesn't already strip you of your dignity, throw yourself in front of the embarrassment bus by joining this party.

Correction: SEGWAY TOURS. Thanks, Daniel. I tend to get my modes of lame transportation confused.
Segway tours?
ReplyDeleteVespa's have at least a modicum of coolness. Segway's don't.