"There's a 30% chance that it's already raining."

I've discovered that if bad weather hits the Buckeye State on any given day, it's an almost foolproof guarantee that the same storm front will hit the District in approximately/exactly 24 hours.

It almost makes me excited for apocalyptic weather, if only because it makes me feel like Professor Trelawney, only better. Snap. Nice little system I got goin' on here.