tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post3406760703366847553..comments2023-11-10T03:16:31.702-05:00Comments on Greatest Escapist: TMI Thursday: Worst Date Ever. Beat This.Suburban Sweethearthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03014426590429844380noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-14897567747710776882009-07-17T14:30:10.856-04:002009-07-17T14:30:10.856-04:00that's totally awesome. and awful. heh.
m...that's totally awesome. and awful. heh. <br /><br />my worst date story is the one that went HORRIBLY for a variety of reasons, and at the end of 2 entire dates with no touching between us - much less kissing or anything at all flirty - when i wouldn't move the date to someplace more "intimate", he suggested we just get a nearby motel room.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-5442732089536620922009-07-17T00:56:17.019-04:002009-07-17T00:56:17.019-04:00Ha! I knew it was Tucker Max! Totally sounds like ...Ha! I knew it was Tucker Max! Totally sounds like him...Zanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14643363094760349597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-85490775780497622482009-07-16T21:51:05.607-04:002009-07-16T21:51:05.607-04:00i read this three times before i finally appreciat...i read this three times before i finally appreciated the true cleverness, "our understandably bewildered but bewilderingly understanding waitress"<br /><br />and puke and rally and kiss is the TRUEST art form of puke and rally.Lusty Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04035437543878036158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-75218755382627558082009-07-16T18:55:10.141-04:002009-07-16T18:55:10.141-04:00that'd be tucker max. and you can't fool m...that'd be tucker max. and you can't fool me because i know your date's true identity. :)Elisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-43334504953395542582009-07-16T16:55:49.179-04:002009-07-16T16:55:49.179-04:00I was wondering if it was Tucker Max also!I was wondering if it was Tucker Max also!Stephaniehttp://www.manifestgreen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-65851529396140969402009-07-16T14:40:47.283-04:002009-07-16T14:40:47.283-04:00This guy sounds like a douche. You should go out o...This guy sounds like a douche. You should go out on a date with me sometime cause I would never treat you that way =P<br /><br />Oh yeah it was five Jager bombs that the guy pre-gamed on. The first thing he bought at the bar was a 24 oz beer that was 10% alcohol and he bought a depth charge to put in the beer (Jack Daniel's) and chug the combination in front of all the onlookers who were thinking "who is this guy and wow i feel bad for his date".<br /><br />Also your date yelled "50 cent" at Lovedrug when they were trying to talk. Your date also went to find some girl that was trying to meet him only to be shot down cause a drunkard had nothing on Lovedrug.<br /><br />You going to write a story about your infamous night in Kent :OAupperlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-33692104303030567312009-07-16T14:37:59.439-04:002009-07-16T14:37:59.439-04:00What, a coupla bouts of vomit ban mr. hottie from ...What, a coupla bouts of vomit ban mr. hottie from your vajheen? <br /><br />I like how he announces it, so eager to share in all the intimacies he might otherwise only tell his dr.spleenesshttp://www.spleeness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-88480239649593531182009-07-16T11:45:54.811-04:002009-07-16T11:45:54.811-04:00Don't hate on my boyfriend! (Borat)
Since you...Don't hate on my boyfriend! (Borat)<br /><br />Since you guys went through that disaster, I think the wedding should be fine.<br /><br />Just um...have a backup dress.PQhttp://www.thepqnation.com/dcprincessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-45141707534222430892009-07-16T11:38:49.355-04:002009-07-16T11:38:49.355-04:00I would suggest watching his alcohol intake at the...I would suggest watching his alcohol intake at the wedding hahaha. Funny story...hope you have a good time :)RCaitlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04549257028970712183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-20549626627656637412009-07-16T11:30:37.554-04:002009-07-16T11:30:37.554-04:00*Tucker, as in Max?
And shame on you for saying B...*Tucker, as in Max?<br /><br />And shame on you for saying Borat isn't endearing! You'd totally let him put it in the vagine.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-66096659288644800962009-07-16T10:33:14.520-04:002009-07-16T10:33:14.520-04:00Borat is not endearing; especially when the voice ...Borat is not endearing; especially when the voice making it smells like whatever he had to eat and drink that night.f.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07122430403303748317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-70105035413251347052009-07-16T09:47:54.948-04:002009-07-16T09:47:54.948-04:00You two have probably established that it's ne...You two have probably established that it's never going there so I take it he needs some pretty arm candy and somebody to take care of him when he does get drunk. Good choice for pretty arm candy.<br /><br />Let's hope you don't have to play babysitter.Dmbosstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05631276118039762167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-14110964381700762342009-07-16T09:29:41.232-04:002009-07-16T09:29:41.232-04:00I can almost respect a man who can still try to cl...I can almost respect a man who can still try to close after vomiting. That is dedication to the cause.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-70561363060211971912009-07-16T09:10:20.291-04:002009-07-16T09:10:20.291-04:00Was he wearing shorts on the date, too?Was he wearing shorts on the date, too?robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17017777491314832892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-29761708851889127872009-07-16T08:51:08.635-04:002009-07-16T08:51:08.635-04:00Haha that was amazing! Be careful dear and have fu...Haha that was amazing! Be careful dear and have fun! Hey, you're not going to marry him, so you might as well just enjoy it ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7019205786952575350.post-70146425650243153102009-07-16T07:15:31.452-04:002009-07-16T07:15:31.452-04:00Don't let him drink...lol
Funny story!Don't let him drink...lol<br />Funny story!Learning As I Gohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16375932848876063984noreply@blogger.com