Woman: "Y'know that guyyy? Buble, somethin'? His name is Buble? I don't know his first name. I think it's Rahhhbit. You know who I'm talkin' about?"
Barista: "No, sorry, no idea."
Woman: "You know, he's got that song, the one about the girl he hasn't met? I think he's singin' it on a bus, maybe, to this girl he doesn't even know. And it's amazing, he's a real singer, he'll met your heart."
Barista: "Well, he's a dude, so I don't... I don't know if dudes can melt my heart."
Woman: "This guy! This guy could. But you know who I mean? The Buble guy? Is his name Rahhhhbit?"
Me: "His name is Michael."
Woman: "MICHAEL! MICHAEL BUBLE! That's him, yeah! And he's singing about this girl, but he never metta. He sounds a little bit like Sinahhtra. This guy's somethin' else, man, Jesus.I have to go to Canada, that's where he's from. He's probably got a million girlfriends. I wish I could meet a guy like that."
Note: If you're not familiar with this song, here's a video of my mom singing it.