I, your Suburban Sweetheart, am on a self-imposed blogging hiatus, a.k.a. I'm having a fairly boring life right now. I'll be back in a hot second as soon as something cool happens. And to be clear, "something cool" doesn't include:
- Discovering a salad I like from California Tortilla,
- Watching President Obama's press conference instead of "American Idol," and
- Going to bed early,
all of which are occurring this evening.
In the meantime, feel free to catch up on notably cool things from my past (history-making, public urination, dancing cupcakes, death threats and porn stars, for example) & enjoy this photo of a Metro rider wearing what appears to be either a polar bearskin rug or a freshly sheared lhasa apsa:
Sorry for being lame, but I've been trying this new thing called "getting sleep" & it eats up a lot of my late-night blogging time.
PS: Just as I was ragging on Obama, he gave a supercrazyballersmackdown answer: "It took a couple of days because I like to know what I'm talking about before I speak. Next question." Boom.
PPS: I got "busy" cleaning my apartment & eating Girl Scout cookies & forgot to post this. That's how exciting my life is right now.