Akron, Ohio, has its own mini Craigslist, but there are some posts you're only going to find in big cities.
This is one such post.
If you're into sportbikes, World of Warcraft & sexiness, this is the post for you. And if you're not into any of those, perhaps this picture will be enough to entice you:
This girl may not be x-core enough for our Asian gamer, but she still sounds mildly hilarious.